To Abigail Ehn with Poetry Slam, Inc. for answering all of my questions with lightning speed. To my sisters, Lin and Murphy, for equally sharing all of the awesome components of our father’s DNA. To my mother, Vannoy, for loving “Mystery Bob” and encouraging my passion. To my amazing husband and children for not complaining about four weeks’ worth of laundry and dishes that piled up while I locked myself in my bedroom. To Jessica Benson Sparks for her kind heart and willingness to help me succeed. And last but certainly not least, to my “life coach” Stephanie Cohen for being so butter ying bemazing!