Graduation
"OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE," Clyde protested modestly. "I really didn't do all that much."
"Something tells me that that beautifully wrapped package isn't for you, Clyde," speculated James Murray. "It's for me."
"Nice try, guys." I chuckled. "This token of our appreciation is for Roy, in recognition of all he has done for us. Admittedly, you two, and even Jimmy here, have also been big helps to us in our quest for financial independence. For all you've done for us, we'd like to present you with our heartfelt thanks. We were going to buy each of you a gift, but as has been pointed out so often, 'A dollar saved is two dollars earned.'"
"Igor, vee've created a monster!" James Murray spoofed.
"You three really didn't have to buy me a gift," protested the blushing barber. "My reward is seeing you on the road to financial prosperity."