Professor John Hamish MacLeod, Ph.D., Ph.D., traveled half the galaxy to see the terrestrial wildlife zoo that the aliens bought from us. And when he came home, life went to hell. Literally! He wrote a book describing the experience. He had to be! The government confiscated that he was paid Alein. The book, of course, became a bestseller at home. But the aliens thought it was funny! And then the sales really began to bear fruit - and they paid very well. But the government felt that it was all money, of course.