Damned If You Don't

You can and you can't;
You will and you won't.
You'll be damn'd if you do;
You'll be damn'd if you don't.

– LORENZO DOW;
"Definition of Calvinism"

We've all heard of the wonderful invention that the Big Corporation or
the Utilities suppressed...? Usually, that Wonderful Invention won't
work, actually. But there's another possibility, too....